As one who craves sliders and can only get them frozen I am hardly one to chastize anyone who would eat a canned cheeseburger.
If I saw the cans on sale would probably buy two just so we could try them. Or maybe just one and cut it in half, I always have hope but entertain limited expectations.
They gotta be better than veggie burgers which we purchased once, ate two bites each of, the second just to convince ourselves our taste buds weren't in the mood for foie gras during the first bite, and tossed them and the rest of the package out.
But I agree with babe, if those guys can a fresh looking tomato with lettuce they deserve a Nobel food prize. OK, there isn't one but there should be.
Before criticizing a person, walk a mile in his shoes - then you are a mile away and you have his shoes!