I am having Braised Pork Chops in Pineapple Curry Sauce. I would post the recipe but I note that whenever I post my recipes here at DC, DC immediately outranks me on Google, but if you Google {my title} you'll find my recipe. At least I out-Bing DC, but like Bing, who used that? Who ever heard of Bing? (You can Google Bing if you never heard of it.)
I had an order of twice fried potatoes with that, please make it crisp Mr. waiter sir!

(The best potato fries are fried twice.)
I usually serve this with brown rice but I wanted fries tonight and since I'm the chief chef on staff that's what we served. Any time my dog expresses an interest in cooking I'll be willing to discuss menus with him. So far all he has expressed is an interest in eating, usually earlier than I feel like eating. I often notice it's dinner time because of his basilisk stare at me and his insistent noodging of my thigh. That's very annoying when you're Googling dinner recipes and your dog demands to be fed immediately...