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Old 04-02-2009, 03:57 PM   #11
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i wrote a song 'bout squeeze bacon.
here it is:

bought a tube of junk;
bacon in a tube
my auto needed 'oilin, & sqeeze bacon was the lube

i put it on my burger,
& in-between my toast.

comapny arrived today
& my jake, was the host.

with sweat upon his brow, my jake, he ran to me.
i looked at his pink apron & he wouln't laugh with me!
"oh, babe, what shall i cook?" raviolis in the can?

i pointed at his apron & said , jake you're the man!

they're's bacon in a bottle, a new concept, you see!
why not fix some BLT's
and give those folks some glee!!!!!

so jake began production &
you shoulda seen our crowd!

they gobbled down those sammiches,
& & thier applause was more than loud!
luvs, that is great!!
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Old 04-02-2009, 03:59 PM   #12
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why, thanx!!!! :)
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:02 PM   #13
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I love bacon. I do not think I would want to live if I could not have it. But even I think this is going to far...

Squeeze Bacon
okay, I watched this video 4 times ...never did nail down the language?

and their choice of phrases:

bread meat

ground cow

peetsa

american break your fast

they sure made it look good, kinda, and what was that hokey music?

guess the video really intrigued me
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I am at work and I don't usually turn on my speakers here so I have not watched the video yet. Guess I have to do that when I get home!
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Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:05 PM   #16
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Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.

i saw baconnaise awhile ago & was like, what's with THAT! (veggie bacon mayo)
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:06 PM   #17
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Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.
not a spoil sport for me, it reminded me to make my own bacon/mayo this summer...used to do that but have forgotten about it...old age ya know..
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not a spoil sport for me, it reminded me to make my own bacon/mayo this summer...used to do that but have forgotten about it...old age ya know..

What do you do? Mix mayo and cooked bacon?
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What do you do? Mix mayo and cooked bacon?
I got the idea from a recipe for home made cole slaw dressing. It included mayo, cooked bacon, s&p, sugar, and I added a spot of worcestershire sauce. I use it on BLT's as well as cole slaw and other salads

forgot to say that I buzz it all in the food processor to finely chop up the bacon..
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:59 PM   #20
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...bread meat

ground cow

peetsa

american break your fast

...

guess the video really intrigued me
I'm with you Beth ... My favorite was the bread meat. I'll have to show DH the video when he gets home, he'll really get a kick out of it (and then I can watch it again too).

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Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.
Oh Andy, you beat me to it ... "Vegetarian Safe" ... . What vegetarian option am I missing that tastes like bacon? I might have lasted longer ...
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