i wrote a song 'bout squeeze bacon.
here it is:
bought a tube of junk;
bacon in a tube
my auto needed 'oilin, & sqeeze bacon was the lube
i put it on my burger,
& in-between my toast.
comapny arrived today
& my jake, was the host.
with sweat upon his brow, my jake, he ran to me.
i looked at his pink apron & he wouln't laugh with me!
"oh, babe, what shall i cook?" raviolis in the can?
i pointed at his apron & said , jake you're the man!
they're's bacon in a bottle, a new concept, you see!
why not fix some BLT's
and give those folks some glee!!!!!
so jake began production &
you shoulda seen our crowd!
they gobbled down those sammiches,
& & thier applause was more than loud!
i believe that life would not be complete sans comfy 'ol tee-shirts, the Golden Girls, and the color pink
& rock on, PITTSBURGH-