Nope, not an option in MA. Looks like it's only border states that have them available.
While poking around online, I did see that there is something called a "U.S. Passport Card" which is less than half-price of a traditional passport. It's not good for airline travel, but it can get us across borders and a Caribbean cruise, if we were ever interested in that. Himself and I have thought of going to Montreal/Quebec sometime before we move back to OH, but we never wanted to spend the $135 each or so for passports. This passport card looks interesting. As a bonus, it would still be usable when/if we get back to OH, whereas a state-issued driver's licence would have to be replaced.
IF we ever do head to Montreal, I'll have to keep the Danish Luncheon schedule in mind. Thanks again for the offer.