I'm very embarrassed to admit that my whole pantry is pretty bogus! At the moment:
a huge box of Ramen packages
8 cans of mini-raviolis
4 cans of Spam
6 or 7 boxes of Kraft mac & cheese
lots of Campbell's chicken noodle and also tomato soups
5 cans jellied cranberry sauce
and lots of other bogus stuff that my kids are still addicted to. But there is also 20qt containers of flour for baking, lots of fresh fruit on the counters, and the fridge is full of fresh veggies, meats and even a home made tiramisu. We're definitely trying to come away from the dark side but we still have a long way to go.