when i was single and really hungry, and i had the rest of the night off, and a quiet place to eat and watch tv, i'd get: a large, plain, thin crust pizza, chopped vidalia onions, a bottle of frank's hot sauce, sriracha hot sauce, and a litre and a half of white zinfandel.
if i'm going fancy, i'll add mussels marinera extra spicey, and put the leftover sauce on the pizza, instead of the hot sauces.