Here's an ethnic recipe from Transylvania that's sure to please all your ghosts and goblins.
4 Newt eyes
12 Bat wings
3 T.Spider paste
2 lb.Monster meat
5 C. Swampwater
5 Skunk cabbage leaves
3 oz. Spider webs to thicken
Snakeskin powder to taste
Combine all ingredients in large cauldron. Heat to boiling over outdoor fire. Stir counterclockwise only while reciting the incantation:
"Bubble bubble toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble."
Serve hot. Your guests will be goblin' it up!