Method for thawing frozen duck:
FrankZ - "Ducky, you're heart is as cold as ice today. What's wrong?"
SO - "I took you three days to get our Valentine's dinner thawed! That's what's wrong!"
"But my beatiful, lovely, bestest girl, I started 2 days before Vaneltine's day. I didn't know it would take so long."
"Well if you didn't keep the fridge a half degree above freezing, you might have had a chance."
"But then the beer would be too warm."
"So, you're telling me that your cold beer is more important than my Valentine's Day dinner?"
"Um, no, no. I was keeping the beer cold for you."
"That's why you drank 2/3rds of it in front of that stupid basketball game."
"I'll buy more, and your favorite Kind."
"Yes Ducky, and flowers."
"And chocolate, and i'm not talking the cheap stuff."
"(heavy sigh) Yes dear, and chocolates."
"Why aren't you in the car yet?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Ducky. I'm heading out right now."
FrankZ hastens out of the house and down to the local Costco and picks up the flowers, beer, and chocolates." He hurries back home to find his Ducky sitting on the sofa, waiting for him. He puts the beer in the fridge and brings her the flowers and chocolates.
"Sit here beside me, Frank." she beckons seductively.
He sits. She drapes her legs across his lap.
the rest is up to FrankZ.
And that's how you thaw a duck-y.
(I wish they had a tongue in cheek smiley,)
FrankZ, I know your home isn't like the fictitious story above. I just had one of those moment where I had to spin a yarn
. And you were a handy subject with your frozen duck. Give your SO a big hug, and go roast a duck. You know you want to.
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North