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Old 07-17-2012, 06:03 AM   #21
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harry, memorize it and use it. it works. i promise.

not on her madgesty, though. bolas has his own svengali thing going on.
i'll give it a go tom,not on stripper night tho'.more than one syllable & they're lost......which ain't such a bad thing!
madge? bolas wouldn't get to the end of line one.....she'd deck him for fun!!
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:06 AM   #22
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lol, she's cut from the same cloth as my wife, lucy.

which, btw, is short for lucifer.

no one told me back then.
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:14 AM   #23
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lol, she's cut from the same cloth as my wife, lucy.

which, btw, is short for lucifer.

no one told me back then.
they never do mate,it's a form of entertainment.my ex,you know,the one who is STILL,talking to the griddle pan? well,after we split her sister told me her nickname in the family was "the black widow"....i did start to say "well.why didn't you........." then thought nah,can't be arsed!!(ancient anglo saxon phrase for "awww,f*ckit!")
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Good luck on the next ladyboys night out Humperdinck.
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Good luck on the next ladyboys night out Humperdinck.
don't need luck gnarled quavers,just need to keep moving........
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i deliver everything with sincerity tom,i'm an estate agent.....trust me!!
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lol, she's cut from the same cloth as my wife, lucy.

which, btw, is short for lucifer.

no one told me back then.
the acid test is.....does she wear prada?
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:14 AM   #28
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i've bought enough prada, choo, vuitton, spiga, and gucci for her over the years to keep a small chinese village employed.
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i've bought enough prada, choo, vuitton, spiga, and gucci for her over the years to keep a small chinese village employed.
velly interlesting mr tom our glateful thanks....does choo fit cloven hooves?
madge wears the prada fragrances.....there is definitely a pattern developing here...maybe the film was right..doo dee doo dee doo dee..........
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:27 AM   #30
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thank god she doesn't like chanel. parfum only, of course. none of this eau, or toilets, or anything.

she like burberry sport (to hide the scent of evil) but is discontinued.
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