Several years ago, as a joke, I bought my husband a bottle of cab named Fat Bastard (lol). I thought it would just be junk wine and we would keep it for the bottle. But we opened it and it was actually pretty good. We also tried the chardonnay and the shiraz. All affordable and all nice drinking wines. Now, we give a bottle to our accountant every year at the end of tax season.
He loves wine!!
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "oh crap, she's up".