Ketchup and Fries - on the same plant!
Himself saw this story on NPR. Apparently, they finally perfected grafting a tomato plant to a potato root stock. He was surprised that I knew that both plants were from the same genus, the nightshade family. I reminded him that I'm not completely dumb, just tech-dumb.
Gardener's Twofer: First Ketchup 'N' Fries Plant Hits U.S. Market : The Salt : NPR
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