Four and a half hours. Thank you. Enjoy your dinner tonight.
Please have your Final Report on my desktop by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow, inclusive of cooking time, taste, texture, moisture, characteristics of skin, quantity of pan drippings and use thereof, and any unexpected findings. Additional information regarding family/consumer comments, as well as side dishes offered, would be appreciated.
(I've never done this myself...always wanted to, though. You've left a nice paper trail, Mud and pals - thank you. My jury will convene tomorrow morning with Mudbug on the witness stand....)
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is Optional.