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Old 10-29-2012, 01:57 PM   #31
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Uh, I've got three questions.

1. Where's the fire extinguisher?
2. What's the number for 911?
3. How do you get the smell of singed cat fur out of the house?


And I hope,
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:08 PM   #32
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...3. How do you get the smell of singed cat fur out of the house?

Spray the cat with Febreze and chase him around the house. Repeat as needed.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:18 PM   #33
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Spray the cat with Febreze and chase him around the house. Repeat as needed.
This is better than the Funny Thread, ever thought of doing stand up comedy?
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:34 PM   #34
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Uh, I've got three questions.

1. Where's the fire extinguisher?
2. What's the number for 911?
3. How do you get the smell of singed cat fur out of the house?
And for those of you who haven't met him yet, this is Ken, my DH. He lurks here primarily to see what I might be making for dinner.
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Old 10-29-2012, 03:48 PM   #35
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And for those of you who haven't met him yet, this is Ken, my DH. He lurks here primarily to see what I might be making for dinner.
So.. what are you making for dinner?
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Old 10-29-2012, 04:10 PM   #36
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This is better than the Funny Thread, ever thought of doing stand up comedy?
I'm too old to stand up for an hour. Is there such a thing as sit down comedy?
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I'm too old to stand up for an hour. Is there such a thing as sit down comedy?

You can even lie down, I'll be first in line to buy a ticket
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You can even lie down, I'll be first in line to buy a ticket
I'll be sure to post my tour schedule here. Not sure when we get to SA.
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I'll be sure to post my tour schedule here. Not sure when we get to SA.
I think by the time either of us can tear ouselves away from DC OCD I could probably afford a plane ticket
It's 2 hours past my bedtime yet here I sit staring at my screen like Zombie! I've tried closing one eye but things are still a bit fuzzy! Maybe I should go to the corner of pillow and sheet street
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I'm going to ignore you so you might as well go to bed and rest.
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