Originally Posted by Dawgluver
Please feel free to send any lobster my way, Addie! Would love to stand in for you and consume your share!
I sent two lobsters to my girlfriend in Atlanta. It was a surprise for her. When she opened the box, she almost fainted. She let out a scream that was heard throughout her whole building. Some of her neighbors came running to find out what happened.
BTW, one time my husband brought home 16 lobsters for us. I put the in the bottom crisper and forgot about them. They began to smell when they died. The neighbors wanted to tar and feather me. I used to give them away all the time.
When I was a kid, during the war, after a storm we would go down to the beach and pick up the lobsters and bring them home. Meat was rationed, so sea food filled in. We also would dig up clams and other sea goodies. Today I will only eat chowder and fried clams. The rest you can keep.
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"