Forgive me if I have overlooked it, but chicken wings.
We rarely pull out the fry daddy but when we do we always do wings and chips, sorry fries.
then we figure out what else to do with the thing.
Have never made a deep fried Mars bar. Sounds hideous, but if ya got the daddy fired up it might be fun.
Before criticizing a person, walk a mile in his shoes - then you are a mile away and you have his shoes!