1. Get into car
2. Drive 5 miles to nearest Zaxby's restaurant (wings & things kinda chain restaurant.....here in the South, but not sure of their borders....)
3. Order basket of homemade chips......then think better and order another
4. Eat one box of the still warm chips in the car on the way home
5. Be thankful you had the insight to buy Box #2
Of course, this method won't work for everyone, nor will it work all the time for even those of us within 5 miles of a Zaxby's, but it suuuuure works in a pinch!