Son #1 and I have been watching the Westminister Dog Show. We were trying to pronounce some of the names of the dogs. Poor Teddy Bear. He is a registered Maltese. Or will be if my son ever fills out the papers and sends them in. We decided that Teddy Bear is just not elegant enough. So we came up with; Sir Teddy Bear Yourawski Noddle Island Sandy Beach
. Yourawski was his wife's maiden name. The dog was hers. Noddle Island is the name of East Boston before it was renamed East Boston. Sandy was his wife's first name. And Beach is because he loves to go there every day to play with all the other dogs. That should impress someone.