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Old 06-14-2011, 10:51 AM   #1
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Here is a gross one for you. A few days ago I started noticing a bad smell in my summer kitchen. It got worse every day. I thought we may have a dead mouse in the walls. It is an uninsulated room built on a concrete slab. Anyway, the smell grew overwhelming. I started to look around and after a day of looking I found a bag of shrimp that somehow got in behind the freezer. I must have put it out on the counter to get it out of the way when I was searching in my seafood box for something to eat for supper. I don't know how it ended up there, or how long it was there, but there is was. Fortunately, it hadn't leaked and was full of fluid and rotten shrimp. I had to pull everything out and scrub with bleach and the heaviest, smelliest cleanser I had. Now, it is in a garbage bag in my shed, stinking that room up. Garbage day tomorrow. Blecchhhhh! Retchhh! Raalllph!!!

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Old 06-14-2011, 10:57 AM   #2
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It's amazing how much stink a small amount of fish can make.

I left some bluefish filets in my trunk for a week in the summer once. Not sure I ever got all the smell out. Sold the car.
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Old 06-14-2011, 10:59 AM   #3
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Here's a story Rocklobster can probably relate to about now.

She spent the first day sadly packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down on the floor in the dining room by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp and caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She replaced the end caps on the curtain rods, cleaned up the kitchen, and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canister, during which they had to move out for a few days, and they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her they were selling the house but did not tell the real reasons. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Thinking his ex-wife had no idea about the smell, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth,but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork for her to sign.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home........including the curtain rods.
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Old 06-14-2011, 11:01 AM   #4
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Hmmm. Now I suspect my wife. What is she up to?......
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medtran, that's a funny story but what I want to know is, on which planet does the husband get the house and the wife has to move out?
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Old 06-14-2011, 11:37 AM   #6
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