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Old 07-21-2009, 11:49 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by getoutamykitchen View Post
I went to a steakhouse once with some co-workers and when the waitress asked one of my co-workers how he wanted his steak, his exact words were... "Just knock off it's horns, wipe it's butt and throw it on a plate." After I died from embarrassment, as I was sitting next to him I had to endure the whole bottle of ketchup thing also. UGH!
His words were a quote from The Cowboy Way - Woody Harrelson's exact words were "Just cut the horns off, wipe it's *** and throw it on the plate" - in a five star hotel restaurant in NYC.

I've used that line, but never someplace classy enough for people to be offended.... ;)

And good lord, a good piece of meat shouldn't need anything at all but salt and pepper.

Of course, if you're at someplace like Applebees, then yeah, cover that sirloin a.k.a. shoe leather with as much goop as you can (or better yet, don't eat there...)

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Old 07-21-2009, 06:27 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by bonniestylin View Post
Sounds awful

it sure does

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Old 07-21-2009, 06:52 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by Arky View Post
And I thought tofu jerky was gross!

Tofu jerky is gross (just for the record)!!
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:26 PM   #14
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I found that Protose is a vegetarian product similar in composition to meat. It consists of nuts and grains, and is free from all animal fats.

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