Almost forgot about Slop. A package of frozen mixed vegetables, Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, a bit of chicken boullion or BTB, a can of sliced mushrooms with juice, and some cubed Velveeta. Maybe some water to thin it out. Nuke for a few minutes. It can be turned into soup in the next few days, if there's any left.
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