LOL Great story, Pete. The things we'll do to satisfy our taste for something makes for some great reading. =P
I am not a huge fan of microwaved popcorn, it's usually way too salty for me. And I dislike the buttered kind for the same reason. It's just too much.
Paul's "Natural" is ok and there's one other that makes a "light" one that's not horrible, I think that brand is PopSecret.
I'm still a fan of my air-popper though and that's they way I prefer to cook it over any other. That way I get to control what goes on top of it.