I'd probably be thinking stir-fried into Asian-style noodles or vegetables, or a slaw, like so many others have suggested. The sautees others have posted look fantastic as well.
Somewhere or other I saw a recipe for brussels sprout crisps, so I'd think with a bit of salt, pepper and evoo they's crisp up very nicely in a thin layer on a cookie sheet in a hot oven. Then you could use them like onion straws on soups, salads, black bean burgers with roasted red pepper aioli, sprinkled over hummus or tzaziki before you start dipping...
Now you've got me thinking and I may have to keep an eye out for them. Seems like it would be a lot of work to shred them at home but if I encounter them already shredded I might give them a go.
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