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Old 04-13-2018, 04:59 AM   #11
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They make great fish bait! When the fish comes up to take a leek, knock em in the head with a billy club.
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Old 04-13-2018, 05:11 AM   #12
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They make great fish bait! When the fish comes up to take a leek, knock em in the head with a billy club.
Haha, this is the version I learned (Y’all are probably too young,)

How do you catch a polar bear?
Make a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
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Old 04-13-2018, 07:02 AM   #13
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LOL... my version was fill the hole with ashes!
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LOL! I use those jokes all the time at work...but then I work with the elderly...running away giggling madly....
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