I shouldn't flatter myself by doing this, but what the heck. Here it is: Death by Expired Sour Cream Cake (or maybe you can give it a better name! ha ha) Use yellow cake mix, made how the box says to do it EXCEPT cut the water in about half. First, peel and chop a big apple. Toss in bowl. Using the precise measurement of "2 globs scooped from jar using a large rubber spatula", add apple butter to the apples. Mix it all up. A few dashes of ground nutmeg if you want are good. Add about four ounces of sour cream (ha ha - don't get me started!) In another bowl, melt the stick of butter the mix called for, along with an ounce of cream cheese. (I had a little packet of it that I threw in for fun.) Now, if the melted butter is cool enough to not cook the eggs, add your eggs and mix the daylights out of it, adding the cake mix slowly. Combine this batter to the apples and apple butter in the other bowl, pour into baking dish and bake! I baked it in a really big rectangular dish (please do not ask the size. it's big. Like 9x12?) at 350 (do ovens have other settings?) for quite a long time. Figured it was done with the poke test. Now make a really good latte and eat!
