So I tried making a corn dog batter and happened to have some popsicle sticks. Corn-free corn dog turned out fine enough except the bottom didnt cook well enough. I am still waiting on my cast iron dutch oven to arrive so I can put enough grease in it.
Still I dont think anything will ever replace a good old moist and springy hot dog bun in the summer time.
-Don't even think about eating my food or I will kick your butt here and the afterlife too