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Old 09-19-2008, 04:39 PM   #1
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12 Extremely Bad Puns

12 Extremely Bad Puns:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. he acquired his size from too much pi.
2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
10. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother called to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here. I'll go on a head."
12. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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Old 09-19-2008, 04:46 PM   #2
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12. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

FTW baby. thats awesome
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Old 09-19-2008, 04:50 PM   #3
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Those are great, Barb! i'm going to share some of them at my next orchestra rehearsal during "joke break".
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Old 09-19-2008, 05:35 PM   #4
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I thought the basketball one was cute so I just said it to my husband who replied "What are you talking about?" I guess I should have set the stage somehow.
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Old 09-19-2008, 05:52 PM   #5
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I thought the basketball one was cute so I just said it to my husband who replied "What are you talking about?" I guess I should have set the stage somehow.
What basketball one?
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:25 PM   #6
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OOPS. I didn't read it correctly. Oh well, time to put the glasses on.
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:45 PM   #7
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lol i thought it was basketball also. I found it to be funnier thinking it was a basketball =p
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Old 09-20-2008, 10:52 PM   #8
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lmao over #'s 7 and 9. Those were great !
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Old 09-20-2008, 10:56 PM   #9
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I liked the Sir Cumference one, I gotta tell my son and see if he gets it.
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:52 AM   #10
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I thought the butcher one was gross but funny. :p
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