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Old 05-11-2006, 08:46 PM   #1
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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity!!


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all
day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't come to their party
because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have
to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... e-mail this to
someone to make them smile. It's called therapy . . . .

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Old 05-11-2006, 10:14 PM   #2
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i do those things already in accordence with the prophecy do you want fries with that
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Old 05-11-2006, 10:24 PM   #3
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This was good! Thank you for something new! (to those around me)..lol.
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I LOOOOOOVE it!!!!
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Old 05-12-2006, 12:26 PM   #5
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lol pds thanks for the laugh. I really needed it
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Now I am going to skip over to the kitchen to get my diet water, singing Rigoletto heartily... no thank you... no fries with my water
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Old 05-12-2006, 03:30 PM   #7
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heh heh heh.... I likes...
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I'm using this one tonight 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face .....when we go out to eat...... and I'm not even going to forward DH......I can't wait to see the look on his and the waitresses face.
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Glad I could bring a smile to your faces!
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Love this one!
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