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Old 02-07-2006, 01:10 PM   #1
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>>>>3 Thoughts>>>>>>>>1- Zero Gravity>>>>When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly>>discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat>>this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a>>pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface>>including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over >>300 C.>>>>The Russians used a pencil.>>>>Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.>>>>>>>>2 - Our Constitution>>>>They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't>>we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart>>guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.>>>>>>>>3 - Ten Commandments>>>>The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a>>Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou>>Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building>>Full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work>>environment.>>

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3 - Ten Commandments>>>>The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a>>Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou>>Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building>>Full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile
That's hilarious Dove, too bad I don't know any lawyers to pass it along to
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