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Old 07-16-2008, 10:03 PM   #1
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3rd Grade Science Exam

3rd Grade Science Exam







If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers:




Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and ketchup.




Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.




Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.




Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)

A: Keep it in the cow.




Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All Water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no Water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.




Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.




Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get Intercontinental.




Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his Adultery.




Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.




Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax And the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the Borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.




Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie




Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)

A: Nearby.




Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Cesarean Section.'

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome




Q: What does the word ' benign' mean?'(love this one)

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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Old 07-17-2008, 09:31 AM   #2
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3rd Grade Science Exam

If You Need A Laugh, Then Read Through These Children's Science Exam Answers:


Q: Name The Four Seasons.

A: Salt, Pepper, Mustard And Ketchup.


Q: Explain One Of The Processes By Which Water Can Be Made Safe To Drink.

A: Flirtation Makes Water Safe To Drink Because It Removes Large Pollutants Like Grit, Sand, Dead Sheep And Canoeists.


Q: How Is Dew Formed?

A: The Sun Shines Down On The Leaves And Makes Them Perspire.


Q: How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour? (brilliant, Love This!)

A: Keep It In The Cow.


Q: What Causes The Tides In The Oceans?

A: The Tides Are A Fight Between The Earth And The Moon. All Water Tends To Flow Towards The Moon, Because There Is No Water On The Moon, And Nature Hates A Vacuum. I Forget Where The Sun Joins In This Fight.


Q: What Are Steroids?

A: Things For Keeping Carpets Still On The Stairs.


Q: What Happens To Your Body As You Age?

A: When You Get Old, So Do Your Bowels And You Get Intercontinental.


Q: What Happens To A Boy When He Reaches Puberty?

A: He Says Good-bye To His Boyhood And Looks Forward To His Adultery.


Q: Name A Major Disease Associated With Cigarettes.

A: Premature Death.


Q: How Are The Main Parts Of The Body Categorized? (e.g., Abdomen.)

A: The Body Is Consisted Into Three Parts - The Brainium, The Borax And The Abdominal Cavity. The Brainium Contains The Brain; The Borax Contains The Heart And Lungs, And The Abdominal Cavity Contains The Five Bowels A, E, I, O, And U.


Q: What Is The Fibula?

A: A Small Lie


Q: What Does 'varicose' Mean? (i Do Love This One...)

A: Nearby.


Q: Give The Meaning Of The Term 'cesarean Section.'

A: The Caesarean Section Is A District In Rome


Q: What Does The Word ' Benign' Mean?'(love This One)

A: Benign Is What You Will Be After You Be Eight.
Thanks, Dove. It Was Nice To Start My Morning With Lots Of Smiles.
Love The Fibula One. I Wish I Had Thought Of That One When Mom Was Scolding Me. It Would Have Broken The Ice - Good For One Time Only, Though!
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:41 PM   #3
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The last one's great! :)
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:58 PM   #4
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must have missed this one. super cute.

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Those are funny loved the cow spoiled milk one.
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