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Old 01-15-2006, 11:40 PM   #1
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7 words with two different meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


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Old 01-16-2006, 02:44 AM   #2
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How true! Especially numbers 6 and 7!!


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Old 01-16-2006, 04:17 PM   #3
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LOL. How true, corazon. Again, I'm inviting myself to add to the lexicon:

8. GIRLFRIENDS (girl-frenz) n., pl.
Female....females who provide a source of comfort, enrichment, support.
Male....an irritating presence, similar to mosquitos or hives
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Old 01-16-2006, 04:18 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by mudbug
LOL. How true, corazon. Again, I'm inviting myself to add to the lexicon:

No definition needed on that one!
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Old 01-16-2006, 04:23 PM   #5
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