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Old 03-09-2006, 07:58 AM   #1
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A Bear, A Lion, & A Chicken Meet...

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest shivers with fear."

Lion says: "If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Chicken says: "Big deal guys, I only have to cough and the entire planet itself!

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Old 03-09-2006, 08:38 AM   #2
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LOL it is funny cause it is true
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lol mugsy i like it !!
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:50 AM   #4
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Oh jeez, isn't that the truth??
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:28 PM   #5
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well.. it's german..... but I think, you can read from the pics ;o))

http://www.xtrac.de/index.php?action...;id=1059;image
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LOL that is a good one cara!
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lolol! Thanks for another laugh!
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Tis the sign O the times. Now Im depressed.
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