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Old 12-14-2008, 07:45 PM   #1
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A funny for the baby boomers!

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

7. Leslie Gore's -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

8. Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair

11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

13. Abba -- Denture Queen

14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

15. Helen Reddy -- I am Woman, Hear Me Snore

16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

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Old 12-14-2008, 08:16 PM   #2
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Now......watch out. I resemble that remark!!!!!
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Old 12-14-2008, 08:40 PM   #4
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Very cute!! You got me singin most of those songs :)
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Old 12-15-2008, 02:42 AM   #5
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I had to laugh right out loud to #16 cause I sing "on the toilet again" to my hubby to the Willie Nelson tune.........he's not amused......must be Alzheimer's......
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I'm glad you enjoyed these. I don't get on here as much as I used to...but I still enjoy all of you when I do!
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I'm glad you enjoyed these. I don't get on here as much as I used to...but I still enjoy all of you when I do!
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