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Old 11-02-2006, 12:35 PM   #1
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A man's mind at work

The judge asked this man how many times he'd been married
The man said 3 times
The judge said - "So, what's the common denominator there"?
The man said - 2?


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Old 11-02-2006, 12:53 PM   #2
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I guess math isn't his strong point.
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Or common sense!
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I feel sorry for the next wife - lol
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Old 11-04-2006, 08:10 PM   #5
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Hey, I resemble that remark!
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