A Sad Day Indeed!

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A day of morning! A sad passing indeed:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly grease coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned ou to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterwoth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jamima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but later life was filled with turnovers. He was not concidered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on halfbaked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was concidered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
 
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