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Old 04-14-2006, 09:04 AM   #1
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A Smart Blonde Joke

Billy Bob and Jr. were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blondelady walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket,took a measurement and announced, "eighteen feet six inches," and walked away,
Junior shooked his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde, we asked for the height, and she gives us the length."

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A big game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke, and her mother was gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey,and started to look for her.
In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion sttod facing her.
The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the husband. "The lion got himself into this mess,let him get himself out of it."


Some days you win Some days you lose Some days you get rained out But you have to put the uniform on everyday and be ready to Play................. Nick
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Old 04-14-2006, 09:08 AM   #2
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thanks, I needed those!

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nice indeed
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:39 PM   #4
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Fabulous on the flag pole joke - you're getting karma for that!
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