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Old 10-13-2006, 07:28 PM   #1
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A Woman for President!

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MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008


Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008.
Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.


For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution:


It is probably time we have a woman as President
. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...


http://r01.webmail.aol.com/20458/aol...+Mail&partId=4
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!!


http://r01.webmail.aol.com/20458/aol...+Mail&partId=5

Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

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"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."


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There's no one better for the job.


MAXINE HAS MY VOTE

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Old 10-13-2006, 07:42 PM   #2
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She's got my vote!
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Old 10-13-2006, 08:19 PM   #3
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I cant see any of the pics.
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:17 PM   #4
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for a second, I thought it was gona be about Oprah!
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:04 AM   #5
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any nuclear country should never have a woman president.

most of the time, there would be world peace. but every four weeks, we'd be at defcon 4, just waiting to press the button...
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:34 PM   #7
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Maxine would get my vote.
I'll just disregard that other comment.
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Old 10-14-2006, 05:42 PM   #8
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She's got my vote too! Now, where can I find that mower?
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any nuclear country should never have a woman president.

most of the time, there would be world peace. but every four weeks, we'd be at defcon 4, just waiting to press the button...
snort snort
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