Barb L.
Master Chef
They will all slip out and........
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Renee Attili
Head Chef
tar and feather anyone who has ever eaten poultry. The hardest part was finding out exactly who they were. So Operation Fowl Weather started with......
expatgirl
Master Chef
mixing up the smelly, gooey, stick black gloop and using a feather duster for dusting prints and guess what they found???????????????
answer: Alton Brown's recipe for black sticky gooey stuff was better. But what to do with the pot of their original glop? Just then...
Renee Attili
Head Chef
Mr. Macho Chicken Arrived and said " There's no need to Fear, Macho Chicken is here." All the hens went giddy with delight for Macho chicken is a very sexy chicken after all. But the roosters were none to pleased so they.......
Barb L.
Master Chef
planned to take care of the struttin' chicken their way.....
Renee Attili
Head Chef
So late that evening when "Macho Chicken" was fast asleep, they pulled out a pair of cordless clipper and ..........
Barb L.
Master Chef
gave him a buzz cut, only leaving a few feathers by his feet !! When the other chickens saw him, they........
expatgirl
Master Chef
clucked in amazement and thought that he now looked like a buzz-ard. They brought him a mirror and he...........
Renee Attili
Head Chef
Fluffed the few feathers he had left, studied his reflection and then said
"Now this is a look. I'm so macho I don't even need feathers to be sexy".
All the hens gathered and clucked. The Matriarch was the first of them to speak.....
"Now this is a look. I'm so macho I don't even need feathers to be sexy".
All the hens gathered and clucked. The Matriarch was the first of them to speak.....
Barb L.
Master Chef
Henry, Iam sorry but you are no longer sexy and mocho !, you look like someone plucked a few brain feathers too!! All the others were chuckling with their beaks under their wing. Poor Henry.......
Barb L.
Master Chef
Next................... !
expatgirl
Master Chef
Henry planned a diabolical plot to revenge himself upon the roosters. One night he stealthily and secretly slipped into the henhouse and.............
Barb L.
Master Chef
sprayed them all with purple paint ! He ran from the hen house, laughing and .......
Barb L.
Master Chef
Next .............
Renee Attili
Head Chef
All the commotion brought out Farmer Brown who, when he saw "Macho Chicken" thought he was dreaming. After all, who's ever seen a Rooster called "Macho Chicken" clipped of the majority of his feathers and carrying a bucket of purple paint running out of the chicken coop? So Farmer Brown.....
phantomtigger
Cook
got out his binoculars to see in detail what was going on. Then he heard it.....
...the sound he had hoped never to hear, the sound that brought fear to all...THE WHIR of the MAJIC BULLET BLENDER! He ran...
Renee Attili
Head Chef
to get his margarita mix and a glass so he could.......
Barb L.
Master Chef
Sit back and watch the antic's of the purple chickens trying to get back at Macho Chicken then all of a sudden.........
