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Old 04-25-2007, 12:02 PM   #231
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Sussie Mae Applebutter walked in and anounced as she was just recently the crabgrass princess of Squatgulch, Montana, the bbq would be cooked open campfire style from chuck wagons using boy scout camp cookware and canned beans from Dollar General. As you can imagine, ...
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:33 AM   #232
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Sandra Lee showed up showing Bobby and Emeril how to make semi-home made refried beans. She reached for a can of beans and.....
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:10 AM   #233
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OMG, there was no color coordinated can opener to be found. Just in time Capt Kirk, Spok and Scotty beamed down and fazered the can open, as well as blasting a rock surface to glowing red on which to cook her creation. All was well until...
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Old 04-26-2007, 04:45 PM   #234
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until Dr. Bones started to do his metabolic scan on her..................
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:39 PM   #235
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Her beans and they were just fine for energy. So they started to bbq unti they found out.............
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:15 AM   #236
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that insurance wouldn't cover her scan. Oh, what will she do????? But Sandra Lee, Bobby and Emeril still wanted to do the show and invited the Star Trek cast to come as well as many others and ................
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Old 05-03-2007, 03:45 PM   #237
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as they all did a parade around the campfire, Paula Deen was heating up her hoe's for hoe cakes, when........
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:53 PM   #238
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Along came a spider and sat down beside her. Oh my! She exclaimed. I will have to..........................
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:57 PM   #239
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Save that little creature, before the fire gets it ! Sandra Lee was pouring drinks at the time while..........
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Old 05-03-2007, 08:57 PM   #240
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Bobby was grilling the horse's doovers, so all was about to end happily, even the grilled tequilla sunrise mac n cheese patties, but...
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