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Old 03-27-2007, 10:09 AM   #41
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The cat let out a wild "MEOW!", and jumped out of the freezer wearing ice cream sandwiches on all four of its paws....
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:45 AM   #42
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then attacked the lady with its frozen claws causing her to...
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:06 AM   #43
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lose sight of the 90 pound catfish and her boat.
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:12 AM   #44
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only to extricate herself in a few minutes finding herself now in China, (that story about digging a hole to China was true afterall!) at a dim sum festival. She ordered three, but the dipping sauces...
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were not to her liking so she threw it back at the vendor. He looked at her with wild eyes and....
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:50 AM   #47
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and she tumbled over into the water. She saw her boat there, and she.......
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Swam out to it only to be drug down by the very same catfish she was searching for and it......
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dragged her back to where it all started and being snagged in the very net made from the fishnet stockings ! Everyone was so happy yelling and decided to ---
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