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Old 01-30-2006, 06:10 PM   #1
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Advice on Men

Just a little something for all the ladies...no love lost guys

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13 If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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Old 01-30-2006, 06:38 PM   #2
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That is really cute!
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:43 PM   #3
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Very good! I love 15!
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:52 PM   #4
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I love #2 for the jerks.
Okay guys, no hard feelings!! I know that I haven't seen any of you that would fit these,but, you know you have friends that would.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:46 AM   #5
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love #6 lmao
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Old 01-31-2006, 11:52 AM   #6
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4,8 and 11 Great list, I'm sending this to all my girlfriends!!
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:02 PM   #7
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I think #9 is the one to remember:

"Honey, why don't we pay that teenager next door to..."
mow the lawn
clean the garage
finish the shed
..the list could be endless.
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