We'd better watch ourselves. Those onions just might join forces with the killer tomatoes. Then what will we do. I mean, WHAT WILL WE DO!
I see another "B" movie comming out: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes & Onions"
Put these crazed killer veggies together with a "mad cow" and out spaghetti sauce will be munching on us instead of the other way around. I'm tellin' ya; Be afraid. Be very afraid. Muahahahaha.
For safety of my family, and my tasted buds, I will continue to purchase ordinary (extraodinary) onions. They will not mount an attack, and, the enzyme that causes tears probably also affects the sensations that make the humble onion such an great veggie. And to modify such a great line from a movie - "We don't need no stinking g.a. veggies!"
Seeeeeya; Goodweed of the North