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Old 12-17-2008, 08:36 PM   #1
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After all the men jokes...

This guy comes home from an exhausting day at work and plops down
on the couch in front of the television. "Quick, get me a beer
before it starts," he says to his wife.

His wife sighs and gets him a beer.

"Quick," he says fifteen minutes later, "get me another beer
before it starts."

She looks angry, fetches another beer and slams it down next to
him.

He finishes that beer. "Hey, get me another beer. It's going to
start any minute."

She marches out, grabs a beer, and throws it at him.

"Hey, hurry," he says five minutes later. "Get me another beer.
It's gonna start now."

His wife is furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight?"
she yells at him. "Drink beer and sit in front of that TV?
You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, jerk . . ."

The man sighs. "It's started . . . "

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Old 12-17-2008, 08:40 PM   #3
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Women are so predictable!
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:42 PM   #4
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Women are so predictable!

Well, if you guys didn't keep pushing and pushing!!!!!
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:56 PM   #5
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Too funny!
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