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Old 08-05-2011, 06:42 PM   #1
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After being married for thirty years....

After being married for thirty years.... After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

...He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely..... What about I, J, K?"





He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

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Old 08-05-2011, 07:08 PM   #2
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now that is funny, not kind but funny!
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Old 08-05-2011, 07:12 PM   #3
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now that is funny, not kind but funny!
Funny is what it is meant to be. A joke is a joke.
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Laughing out loud here! Thanks for the chuckle.
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Old 08-05-2011, 08:31 PM   #5
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Hmm, I can picture a few guys I know saying this. I can also picture the smack to the back of the head each would get for doing so.
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Old 08-05-2011, 11:33 PM   #6
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After being married for thirty years.... After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"

...He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely..... What about I, J, K?"





He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
Did he get beat?? lol
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Old 08-05-2011, 11:37 PM   #7
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Shrek laughed...so did I!
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