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Old 05-16-2011, 04:09 AM   #1
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Alternative Definitions

Alternative Definitions

ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.


CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES
Something other people have,
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GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. __________________

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Old 05-16-2011, 06:37 AM   #2
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Thanks for the laughs, Patty.
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:56 PM   #3
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very cool, my friend.
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I'm sore and here you are making me laugh!!!! Ah it does feel good though.
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