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Old 05-16-2011, 03:09 AM   #1
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Alternative Definitions

Alternative Definitions

A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle.

A place where women curl up and dye.

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Cold Storage.

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

An insect that makes you like flies better.

A grape with a sunburn.

Something you tell to one person at a time.

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

The pain that drives you to extraction.

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

An honest opinion openly expressed.

Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. __________________


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Old 05-16-2011, 05:37 AM   #2
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Thanks for the laughs, Patty.

No matter how simple it seems, it's complicated.
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Old 05-16-2011, 02:56 PM   #3
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very cool, my friend.
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I'm sore and here you are making me laugh!!!! Ah it does feel good though.
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