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Old 09-10-2007, 01:23 PM   #11
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Amazon got tired of the fun and has killed the link. You can see Tuscan Milk in a search, but the page itself is gone. I figured they’d kill it before long. Oh well.
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Old 09-10-2007, 01:25 PM   #12
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did anyone else think "giant female produce"!?
I immediately thought of a song. Does anyone else remember "Jolly Green Giant" by the Kingsmen (same ones who gave us Louie Louie)

You heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes)
He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)
He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans

He lives down in his valley (Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green (spinach)
Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size
And that's why the cat's so mean

One day he left His valley pad
I mean to say This cat was mad
Now looking 'round He weren't gone long
Until he ran into an Amazon

Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)
Well, he looked at her
And she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright
He looked at her, thought, what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he'd never sensed
He looked at her and she commenced
Now listen, pal, this ain't no spoof
I can't see goin' with a big green goof

Now you've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)
Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)
He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind
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Old 09-10-2007, 01:26 PM   #13
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Yep Keltin, I saw that, but go to YTMND and they have a few of the best posts. Really funny.
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Old 09-10-2007, 01:26 PM   #14
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I just noticed that they shut down all the other reviews .... some were soooooo funny
Jug of Milk, who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
Gave thee life, & bid thee feed
The children & lay oer the cereal;
Gave thee whitest of white color;
Softest velvet taste, smooth, and soothing;
Gave thee such a pleasant after-taste,
Making sleep to soon over-take?
Jug of Milk, who made thee?
Dost thou know who made thee?
Jug of Milk, Ill tell thee,
She is called by her name,
For she calls herself Elsie.
She is meek, & she is mild;
She is as dumb as a box of rocks.
I a child, & thou a bowl of cereal,
We are called to use her milk.
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz , God bless thee!
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz , God bless thee!
But who sells milk via the internet?
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But who sells milk via the internet?
Geeky cows?
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