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Old 03-11-2007, 02:43 PM   #1
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An Offer You Can't Refuse!

Because I have developed tremendous respect and admiration for my friends here at DC and because current economic conditions have created such widespread angst, I have decided to step up to the plate and make an offer that will ease your financial pain.

It's very simple. Just sign your car title over to me and drop it into the mailbox. As soon as I receive it, I'll send by return post, two fresh bunches of celery.

I know some of you are going to think I'm crazy for making such an offer, but what are friends for?

Your buddy,
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ps. Just PM me for my mailing address.

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Old 03-11-2007, 02:49 PM   #2
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I`m not a car driver and so don`t Own one :(
sorry :(

I have the Deeds to a Bridge though, if That`s any good?
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Old 03-11-2007, 02:57 PM   #3
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How can that be? I'd heard that London Bridge had fallen down!
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:14 PM   #4
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I`m not a car driver and so don`t Own one :(
sorry :(

I have the Deeds to a Bridge though, if That`s any good?
" Is that the " Bridge Over Troubled Water"?
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:18 PM   #5
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One careful owner....Deeds on their way !
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:23 PM   #6
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How can that be? I'd heard that London Bridge had fallen down!
it`s a Dental Bridge, I had my rabbits teeth fixed the other day (you really Should read the SMALL PRINT first)

poor thing got `em all twisted eating too much Celery *sigh*
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:27 PM   #7
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The dentist did a nice job!

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Old 03-11-2007, 04:25 PM   #8
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With friends like you who needs enemies. Have a great day.
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Old 03-11-2007, 04:33 PM   #9
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LOL, Buck, I needed a good laugh!
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Old 03-11-2007, 04:41 PM   #10
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awwwwwwww - wonderful celery soon to be mine!!!!!!!
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Old 03-11-2007, 04:41 PM   #11
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LOL Buck! I needed that. All work and no play today!
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Old 03-11-2007, 05:02 PM   #12
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With friends like you who needs enemies. Have a great day.
My feelings exactly.
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Old 03-11-2007, 05:02 PM   #13
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WOW, two bunches of celery! Too good to be true.

How about celery leaves for seat covers, pimp lights, sound system, and smoke rack?
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Old 03-11-2007, 05:14 PM   #14
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How about a new TV show:

Pimp my Celery?
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Buck....only you!! Somethings dont change do they?
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