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Old 11-05-2008, 06:57 PM   #1
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Smile Another blonde

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'

Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."














After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?'

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Old 11-05-2008, 06:59 PM   #2
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Lol!
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Old 11-05-2008, 07:02 PM   #3
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ROFLMAO!! That was great, thanks!
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Old 11-05-2008, 07:18 PM   #4
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Oh, they're just gonna love you at your new job.
What's the good word? Did they call with details yet?







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Old 11-05-2008, 08:22 PM   #5
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YOU GOT IT!!!!! How did I miss that thread? Congradulations Stacy.

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Old 11-06-2008, 12:05 AM   #6
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roflmao wow that's good !!
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Old 11-06-2008, 01:00 AM   #7
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I had to think about that one (must be my blonde hair) - very good.
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Old 11-06-2008, 01:45 AM   #8
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Stacy, you are fast becoming the Shecky Green of DC!!
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:42 AM   #9
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That was good, Stacy
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Old 11-06-2008, 07:58 AM   #10
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ROFL, I needed a laugh, thanks!
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