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Old 01-11-2006, 01:35 PM   #1
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Talking Another blonde funny

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the
> family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years,
> they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the
> bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
> purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so
> that they can breed their own stock. They only have
> $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her
> sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the
> bull, I'll contact you to drive out and haul it home."
> The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the
> bull, and decides she wants to buy it.The man tells
> her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
> paying him,she drives to the nearest town to send her
> sister a telegram to tell her the news.
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> She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I
> want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that
> I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch
> the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so
> we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains
> that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just
> 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull,
> the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that
> she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
>
> After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says,"I
> want you to send her the word "comfortable." The
> operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to
> know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your
> pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull
> back to your ranch if you send her just the word
> "comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister is a
> blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly .
> 'com-for-da-bul'."

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Old 01-11-2006, 01:53 PM   #2
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LOL I love it!
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:13 PM   #3
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Geez Texas, wanna come help me get up off the floor

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love blonde jokes. Thanks. giggle, giggle...!!!
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Thanks Tex!!!!!! (copy and pasting)
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Old 01-11-2006, 07:14 PM   #6
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Sorry, Kadesma, I needed some company down here.
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think i'll join ya guys on the floor !!!!! roflmao
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