My wife was watching some shark movie called "Deep Blue Sea" where a geneticly altered shark is trying to eat people.
At one point, they're climbing up an access tunnel when the building shifts, the ladder breaks loose, gets caught across the tunnel and one of the women falls into the water where she is promptly consumed by the shark.
Before I even realized what I was doing, I turned to my wife and said "Once she was a close friend, now she's just an old chum".
I should be hearing from her lawyer on Monday.
~ Raven ~